BY ADAM GREENE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just because we have some issues with the number of games we can be sure that will kick off in Week Five, that doesn\u2019t keep us from working up a Crazy Parlay. In fact, thanks to the Odds Gods, we have a pretty spectacular selection with which to purchase our NFL betting lottery ticket.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As always, the trick to the Crazy NFL Parlay is to take an educated risk. We aren\u2019t just lighting our cash on fire, though that might still be the end result. We\u2019re striking a match and tossing it onto the money pile in hopes Criss Angel will morph it<\/a> into fabulous cash and prizes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Here\u2019s what I\u2019ve picked out for you this week:<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Panthers +105<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Rams -8.5<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Cardinals -7.5<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Eagles +265<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Ravens -13<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Dolphins +320<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Vikings +265<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Chargers +300<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Yeah, you might be giving some of those the side eye right now, but let\u2019s talk ourselves into it. Because that\u2019s what we do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n First off, let\u2019s look at the spreads. The Los Angeles Rams at -8.5 pays at +110 as they travel to Washington to take on the Football Team (it\u2019s not getting any less ridiculous). Last week the Rams were double-digit favorites and won, but didn\u2019t cover. This is their chance at a bounce back week and with Kyle Allen\u2019s first start against the league\u2019s best pass defense, they could cover this one with a final score of 20-10.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Arizona Cardinals are coming off a two-game losing streak that has to be stuck in their literal craw. The New York Jets are starting Joe Flacco for the first time this season, which could go either way as far as their offensive production goes. But what we\u2019re betting on here is the Cards\u2019 offense coming back to life in a big way against an inferior opponent with very few starting level defenders on the other side of the field. Their -7.5 pays at +100.<\/p>\n\n\n\n As for the Baltimore Ravens, they\u2019ve made a habit of covering when they\u2019re facing a team they should blowout. While other squads can frustrate you by letting some jobber hang around, the Ravens go full Road Warriors<\/a>, crash the ring, and pin the hapless losers with extreme prejudice. Baltimore\u2019s -13 delivers at +105.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Truthfully, I\u2019m very confident in these three lines and would suggest a separate parlay featuring them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But, like Walter White on Breaking Bad<\/em>, when it comes to the Crazy Parlay, we\u2019re not in the money making business. We\u2019re in the empire business<\/a>. And how better to cruise that empire than in a 2019 29-foot Fleetwood Flair<\/a> that sleeps four, has two slide outs and a king size bed?<\/p>\n\n\n\n It\u2019s the moneyline bets that we need to look at. Would it be ridiculous if, once again, the Atlanta Falcons soiled their Batman bedsheets against the Carolina Panthers? They\u2019re four-for-four on the year. The Pittsburgh Steelers are coming off a weird bye week that they couldn\u2019t even use to rest because their game against the Tennessee Titans was moved to Week Seven. The Philadelphia Eagles just had a huge win over the defending NFC Champions and, regardless of their record, still have a solid roster. That could definitely happen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Miami Dolphins have played everyone relatively close this season and they\u2019re facing a San Francisco 49ers team decimated by injuries with Jimmy Garoppolo making his first start in a month. The Minnesota Vikings and Seattle Seahawks could turn into a track meet, with whoever has the ball last claiming the victory.<\/p>\n\n\n\n As for the Los Angeles Chargers knocking off the New Orleans Saints? Justin Herbert has been officially handed the keys for the rest of the season. LA\u2019s defense is stout and, regardless of their point total last week, there are plenty of questions surrounding what Drew Brees and the Saints are capable of this season. With Joey Bosa cuddling him up on every pass down, it might be considerably less than we expect. The Chargers have nearly pulled an upset in two of their last three games. They\u2019re due.<\/p>\n\n\n\n And if all those hit, a $20 bet turns into $79,483.14 and you can hit the road in style in that Fleetwood RV, enjoying America in the safety of your own COVID-19-free bubble as you cruise the open road as God intended.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Follow our BetOnline Twitter accoun<\/a>t for the latest sports news and betting odds, and stay tuned on the Instagram feed<\/a> for more good information too.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" BY ADAM GREENE Just because we have some issues with the number of games we can be sure that will…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":13897,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[129],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nfl"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13894"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13898,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13894\/revisions\/13898"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}