BY ADAM GREENE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We return with our weekly attempt to gather up a huge pile of dollar bills and jump into it like a mound of leaves at someone\u2019s curbside. Yes, the Crazy Parlay is nuts, but it\u2019s the good kind of nuts that could buy you a new roof for your house. Not the bad kind your weird nephew is allergic to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019ve come tantalizingly close a few times this year and, like I said last week, you\u2019re probably using this article to build your own, saner parlays. Parlays that don\u2019t use up all the good karma you\u2019ve built up by properly distancing, wearing a mask and generally behaving like an empathic decent human being while your neighbors are out giving the nearest Walmart men\u2019s room a thorough tongue bath.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I\u2019m here to say that\u2019s not how karma works. Bets hit or they don\u2019t and you won\u2019t use up any the points you\u2019ve amassed for The Good Place<\/a> by nailing a stratospheric, but tactical, parlay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n So here\u2019s what I\u2019ve brought you this week:<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Browns -3 at +102<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Falcons +150<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Texans +110<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Bengals +105<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Titans +235<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Packers +100<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Rams +175<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n It\u2019s not a lot this time, but we can make it work. As usual, if you\u2019ve read the latest Friday Afternoon Quarterback<\/a>, then you know some of these moneylines, I like a lot. They\u2019re wins I\u2019ve already picked to happen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Browns wouldn\u2019t be an upset, which is why getting plus money on their -3 line is such a good thing to pounce on ASAP. As for the Atlanta Falcons at New Orleans Saints, in spite of all semblance of sanity, Sean Payton has decided to continue his epic head coaching troll by starting Taysom Hill over Jameis Winsto<\/a>n as Drew Brees hits injured reserve for the next three weeks with an injured everything. I made that pick with Winston playing. At this point, I\u2019d not only stick this in every parlay, but there would not be a teaser I liked on the board that didn\u2019t work in the Falcons.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I like the Cincinnati Bengals to beat the Washington Football Team and the Tennessee Titans have to keep looking at the continued utter disrespect levied their way and use it to defeat the Baltimore Ravens, a team they completely manhandled last year in the playoffs. The Green Bay Packers are playing at the Indianapolis Colts the week after Philip Rivers had a good game. That means one of two things; Rivers\u2019 wife is going to end up pregnant with their 10th<\/sup> kid or he\u2019ll be awful Sunday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n As for the Houston Texans hosting the New England Patriots, Bill Belichick famously does pretty poorly against his former coaches, of which Romeo Crennel is one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Lastly, you\u2019ve got the Los Angeles Rams playing at the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The Rams and Saints are very similar, with comparable offenses and defenses. In fact, you\u2019d have to give LA a significant edge on the D side of the ball. New Orleans knocked off Tampa Bay twice this season and held them to just three points a few weeks ago. This game could go very much like that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A $25 bet on this parlay pays you $9,989.10, which will buy you a whole new set of kitchen appliances including one of those fridges with the TV in the door<\/a> telling you what\u2019s inside without needing to open it. You\u2019re still going to open it to look anyway, but no one said the future had to make sense.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Follow our BetOnline Twitter accoun<\/a>t for the latest sports news and betting odds, and stay tuned on the Instagram feed<\/a> for more good information too.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" BY ADAM GREENE We return with our weekly attempt to gather up a huge pile of dollar bills and jump…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":14480,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[129],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nfl"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14479"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14487,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14479\/revisions\/14487"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}