BY ADAM GREENE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the storied history of the Crazy NFL Parlay, this might be our weakest entry. It\u2019s not my fault. I\u2019d love nothing more than to pile up a bunch of wacky moneylines here, crafting the perfect parlay in which you, gentle reader, could use to purchase a brand new bass boat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This week it ain\u2019t happening.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And really, it\u2019s because the distance between the NFL \u201chaves\u201d and \u201chave nots\u201d has been amplified in such a way this season as to make predicting that monumental upset almost futile. Not only that, but we have a new tier even below the \u201chave nots.\u201d I call them the \u201chave nothings\u201d thanks to injuries, tanking and coaching hires only now truly imploding. The Jacksonville Jaguars might pay a +255 in an upset over the Cleveland Browns, but what are the chances of that happening?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And we\u2019re talking about the Browns here, looking at their own schedule and counting a dub days before kickoff. It\u2019s a weird year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So while you won\u2019t be able to use this parlay to start bidding the bidding on Ebay for that $1,200 PS5, you can use it to flesh out the rest of your Christmas list. Just make up a good excuse as to why Santa can\u2019t get that X-Box Series X under the tree this year that doesn\u2019t include COVID-19. Dr. Fauci has already ruined that by saying he\u2019s immune<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Here\u2019s what I\u2019ve picked out for you this week:<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Patriots +105<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Giants at Bengals Under -108<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Titans +150<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Chargers at Bills Under -115<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n 49ers at Rams Under -115<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Buccaneers +165<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Yeah, that\u2019s it. That\u2019s all I could make sense out of this week. I feel like if we toss the Falcons at +140 in here or the Bears at +345 (considering they\u2019re starting Mitchell Trubisky), we\u2019re just chucking our cash into the nearest wood chipper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n If you\u2019ve read this week\u2019s Friday Afternoon Quarterback, then you already know I like the New England Patriots to upset the Arizona Cardinals and the Tennessee Titans to take control of the AFC South with a win over the Indianapolis Colts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n It\u2019s the other games I need to talk us into, beginning with the Kansas City Chiefs at Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Oh, I know it\u2019s a tall order, especially after what the Rams were able to do to Tampa Bay last week. But the Chiefs defense isn\u2019t built that way. The Bucs will be able to run on them and, as long as Brady doesn\u2019t try to pitch it down the field, they have the offensive talent to hang with the Chiefs. Kansas City is probably the best team in football, but this is a long trip for them and they\u2019ve made a habit lately of playing down to their opponents. This could be a trap (though I wouldn\u2019t blame you if you left it off your slip).<\/p>\n\n\n\n As for our unders, the Los Angeles Chargers are making a long trip themselves across the country to face one of the best defenses in the league in the Buffalo Bills. The Cincinnati Bengals are starting Brandon Allen at QB against the New York Giants, who have scored 23 or less in all but two of their games this season and the San Francisco 49ers are facing that same Los Angeles Rams defense that shut down the Bucs last week with a bunch of former Subway Sandwich artists on offense. Meanwhile their defense has a habit of keeping the Rams\u2019 point totals low, win or lose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A $25 bet on this parlay pays off at $2,274.34. That\u2019s plenty enough to pile up a solid pyramid of presents under the tree to show that Santa, even if he can\u2019t beat the Black Friday rush for a new game system, still loves your kids more than you do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Follow our BetOnline Twitter accoun<\/a>t for the latest sports news and betting odds, and stay tuned on the Instagram feed<\/a> for more good information too.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" BY ADAM GREENE In the storied history of the Crazy NFL Parlay, this might be our weakest entry. It\u2019s not…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":14581,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[129],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nfl"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14580"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14582,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14580\/revisions\/14582"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}