BY ADAM GREENE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We\u2019ve got three more weeks to hit a crazy, life altering parlay and it\u2019s time to really make the most of it. We\u2019ve come close in weeks past, but as the saying goes, close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and pre Maury Povich paternity test results.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Most of you, I\u2019d guess, probably use my crazy parlays to create your own, far less insane parlays and that\u2019s cool. I am here to entertain and if I\u2019ve helped any of you make some money in the process, that\u2019s even better. But I want you to listen to me this time because, frankly, this particular Crazy Parlay might just be my masterpiece.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here\u2019s what I brung you;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Texans +280<\/p>\n\n\n\n Falcons +230<\/p>\n\n\n\n Patriots +107<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bears +139<\/p>\n\n\n\n Cowboys +145<\/p>\n\n\n\n Eagles +225<\/p>\n\n\n\n Saints +139<\/p>\n\n\n\n Giants +235<\/p>\n\n\n\n Seahawks at Washington under 43<\/p>\n\n\n\n Jaguars at Ravens over 48<\/p>\n\n\n\n Jets at Rams under 43.5<\/p>\n\n\n\n If you\u2019ve already read this week\u2019s Friday Afternoon Quarterback<\/a>, then you know that of these moneylines, the only one I like is the Chicago Bears beating the Minnesota Vikings. I have picked against all these other teams so even I need some convincing here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Houston Texans have the roster talent to upset the Indianapolis Colts and spoil their playoff positioning. I picked the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to beat the Atlanta Falcons and I haven\u2019t picked a Falcons game right since Halloween. Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots could be like the Balrog in Lord of the Rings<\/em> and take out the Miami Dolphins as they fall into the pit. The San Francisco 49ers are fielding a bunch of Fudrucker\u2019s Grillmasters at this point and, considering that both Mike McCarthy and Mike Nolan drove SF into the ground before when they were coaches there, why not do it again coaching somewhere else?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Jalen Hurts makes the Philadelphia Eagles a significantly different opponent for the Arizona Cardinals and the New York Giants have hung with everyone they\u2019ve played this season. The Cleveland Browns could come in with a hangover from Monday night\u2019s epic game and on a short week to boot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n As for our totals, the Washington Football Team will be starting Dwayne Haskins against the Seattle Seahawks Sunday as Alex Smith is dealing with a calf injury. Gardner Minshew III can move the Jacksonville Jaguars offense, but more importantly, the Baltimore Ravens really like to run up the score when they get the chance to play an overmatched team. They might score 48 all on their own.<\/p>\n\n\n\n As for the New York Jets at Los Angeles Rams, there\u2019s a good chance that New York will be completely shut out. I can\u2019t imagine how they\u2019ll score more than 10 points, including garbage time against LA\u2019s reserves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But here is why this particular Crazy Parlay is a work of art. Yes, the chances of all those events happening (mainly your dog moneylines) are slim. But they could. You could absolutely see those games going down exactly that way. If they do, a $5.30 bet pays off at $150,000.00. That\u2019s right. 150K.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Normally here is where I\u2019d toss out some kind of pie in the sky waste of money you could buy yourself with such cash, but we\u2019re talking about $150,000. I\u2019m pretty sure you\u2019ll figure out what to do with it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Follow our BetOnline Twitter accoun<\/a>t for the latest sports news and betting odds, and stay tuned on the Instagram feed<\/a> for more good information too.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" BY ADAM GREENE We\u2019ve got three more weeks to hit a crazy, life altering parlay and it\u2019s time to really…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":14910,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[129],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nfl"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14906"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14911,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14906\/revisions\/14911"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14910"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}