{"id":20393,"date":"2021-12-15T04:07:37","date_gmt":"2021-12-15T04:07:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/?p=20393"},"modified":"2021-12-15T04:07:39","modified_gmt":"2021-12-15T04:07:39","slug":"bad-beats-nfl-week-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/nfl\/bad-beats-nfl-week-14\/","title":{"rendered":"BAD BEATS: NFL WEEK 14"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

BY ADAM GREENE<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Last week, it took us all the way to the Monday Night Football game between the New England Patriots and the Buffalo Bills<\/a> to register our Bad Beat. In Week 14, we were pretty sure we\u2019d filled that position by the time the 4 p.m. block of games kicked off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If this is your first Bad Beat article, let me define what it is. It\u2019s not just an upset or a surprising loss. Those happen all the time. While the ease that the Los Angeles Rams handled the Arizona Cardinals on their home stadium might have been kind of shocking, it didn\u2019t count as a Bad Beat. It was obvious that, at best, the game would be close. Once the Rams got up by two scores, there was no chance of a Bad Beat occurring.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The fact that the Cards pulled with in a score and recovered the onside kick made it interesting, but the best you could have expected there was a cover from either team in overtime. Either way, a -1 spread does not portend a Bad Beat regardless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And neither does a -2.5 spread, which is what makes Sunday\u2019s Cleveland Browns 24, Baltimore Ravens 22 final<\/a> so brutal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

First off, if you took Cleveland at -2.5 in this game, let me applaud your bravery. Because I can tell you right now, I would have straight moneyline bet this one on the Ravens (and did in a parlay) and never looked back 10 out of 10 times. If they played again today, I\u2019d take Baltimore to win outright.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So the fact that you, Browns bettor, felt confident enough to put your hard earned cash on the current Browns against the former Browns that had beaten them four consecutive times, five of their last six, 10 of their last 12 and 25 of their last 30, is worthy of a hat tip at the very least. You see the world in your own special way, different from us ordinary folk. And I\u2019m not talking about a Cleveland fan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Any Browns fan worth their internalized sadomasochism doesn\u2019t bet on the Browns with the intention of winning. They\u2019re doing it to flip off the universe. To spit in fate\u2019s eye. To just to feel something.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No, it\u2019s the casual bettor that this one took down, because that Browns fan was so thrilled with picking up their sixth victory over their most hated franchise since 2008, didn\u2019t care if it cost them $1,000 in the process.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You, Johnny Football come lately, though. You were planning on taking those winnings and buying one of those stupid NFTs<\/a> to show off to your friends before dropping a couple thousand bucks on bottle service to impress dates that your bro Trevor \u201cmet on the internet.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And when Cleveland went up 10 in the first half, then took a 24-6 lead at halftime, you were feeling great about your chances. Maybe you\u2019d splurge for the Pepsi Mic Drop<\/a> or the RTFKT Capsule Space Drip<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What are they? You don\u2019t care. You didn\u2019t get into hedge fund management because you were overly concerned with the details.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Once the second half rolled around, it was clear that Lamar Jackson was too injured to return. The Ravens would be riding with Tyler Huntley the rest of the way down by three scores.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Two more quarters and Pop Wonder World<\/a> would be yours. What would you do with it? Where would you keep it? Do they give you some kind of certificate or something? Is this like naming a star for your ex girlfriend\u2019s dead cat again? Mr. Pickles is a red giant 470 light years away. Will Pop Wonder World live in your iPhone?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You didn\u2019t have time to ponder further as Huntley led the Ravens down for a nine-play drive ending in a field goal. Cleveland still led 24-9 and the girls your friend \u201cinvited\u201d were already bored with all your crypto currency talk, so you wowed them with the Oxmons<\/a> NFT you were going to purchase with your victory wad the second the final whistle blew. It\u2019s a set of on-chain neural net generated pixel monsters. What does that mean? It\u2019s hilarious that anyone would even think to ask.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Huntley again put Baltimore points on the scoreboard, this time with a seven play touchdown drive capped with a Latavius Murray rush. The Browns still led by nine and, math being your strong suit as an investment banker, you knew that a nine point lead was more than enough to cover the -2.5 you needed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then Cleveland and Baker Mayfield, the guy who you\u2019ve based your whole look on, went three and out again. Baltimore, with Huntley under center, drove the length of the field and with 1:17 left. The back up QB tossed a TD to Mark Andrews. The Ravens had pulled within two.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And all the Browns would wan to do when they got the ball back is take a knee and get the hell out of there. Pretty much the same feeling you were having at that very moment when the check for your bottle service came.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There would be no Hackatao<\/a> for you.  No McDoNFT<\/a> would live on your phone. You would never get to pretend you knew or understood what Deafbeef<\/a> meant or stood for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You would leave the club significantly poorer, both as a bettor and a person after the girls bailed while you and Trevor were taking a piss in the men\u2019s room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your only solace, as you tapped the Uber Black icon on your phone, was that you\u2019d get a chance to make it all back up trying your best to obliterate the world economy a second time through your hedge fund management the next morning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Follow Adam Greene on Twitter @TheFirstMan<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The NFL season is rolling along and the Week 15 Schedule is up and taking bets at BetOnline.AG<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Connect with us our socials on Twitter<\/a> and Instagram<\/a> for the latest sports news, viral moments, betting odds and the occasional memes.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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