{"id":20591,"date":"2021-12-24T04:43:46","date_gmt":"2021-12-24T04:43:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/?p=20591"},"modified":"2021-12-24T04:43:48","modified_gmt":"2021-12-24T04:43:48","slug":"crazy-nfl-parlay-week-16-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/nfl\/crazy-nfl-parlay-week-16-2\/","title":{"rendered":"CRAZY NFL PARLAY: WEEK 16"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

BY ADAM GREENE<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

After being forced to mix and match moneylines and over-unders again, I still managed to bat over .500 last week<\/a> in the Crazy Parlay. Bbut going 5-4 isn\u2019t nearly good enough. Not when I was a game away from an $11,000 payout in Week 3<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I hit 8 out of 10 in Week 10<\/a>. Got close in Week 13 too, but the last two weeks, after flirting with monster payouts all season, have been frustrating.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This is no time to weaken our resolve. It\u2019s time to double down. Not literally. We\u2019re still only risking $10, the cost of a trip to Starbucks, but double down with our hearts. We\u2019re manifesting here. At least I think we are. I watched a TikTok about it. I may not have understood everything the girl was saying.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

If this is your first foray into the Crazy Parlay waters, here\u2019s how it works. I scour the odds, lines and totals to hand select a group of games to pile together in order to deliver the maximum payoff. And this isn\u2019t chance. I\u2019m not throwing a dart blindfolded here trying not to put out my date\u2019s eye.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oh no. I am harnessing entropy and using it to bring fabulous cash and prizes into our lives. We are turning the NFL\u2019s mantra of \u201cAny Given Sunday\u201d into scripture. We are making chaos and disorder our wingmen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Plenty of you use the Crazy Parlay as way to craft your own, less lucrative payouts and I get it. But, just take a gander at what I\u2019ve put together for you and all you\u2019d be risking is the price of a fancy scented candle from Target.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here\u2019s what I\u2019ve selected for you this week:<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Browns at Packers over 45.5 (-110(<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Colts (-105)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Colts at Cardinals over 49 (-110)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Buccaneers at Panthers over 42.5 (-110)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Giants at Eagles under 40.5 (-110)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chargers at Texans over 46 (-110)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lions (+195)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ravens (+145)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jaguars (-105)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bills (+112)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you\u2019ve already checked out this week\u2019s Friday Afternoon Quarterback, then you know all these over-unders fit right in with my final score predictions. I picked the Buffalo Bills to get revenge on the New England Patriots and, in the Christmas Day games, picked the Indianapolis Colts to \u201cupset\u201d the Arizona Cardinals at home and surpass that over<\/a>. And while I don\u2019t think the Cleveland Browns can do the same against the Green Bay Packers, I do think they\u2019ll combine to score more than 46 points<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That just leaves three games for us to talk ourselves into, so let\u2019s get to it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

While the Detroit Lions should be overmatched at the Atlanta Falcons, they could be on a roll. And you can never discount the Falcons\u2019 overwhelming urge to lose every time they take the field.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Interim head coaches always win at least one game and Darrell Bevell has his Jacksonville Jaguars going up against the New York Jets, who could be without their head coach Robert Saleh on the Covid reserve list.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And lastly, while Tyler Huntley is starting for the Baltimore Ravens, if you can\u2019t see the Cincinnati Bengals blowing the chance at winning the AFC North and hosting their first playoff game six years, then you obviously don\u2019t know any Bengals fans. Because they can explain how it will happen to you in detail.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A $10 parlay bet win on these moneylines and over-unders pays $14,797.77.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Follow Adam Greene on Twitter @TheFirstMan<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The NFL season is rolling along and the Week 16 Schedule is up and taking bets at BetOnline.AG<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Connect with us our socials on Twitter<\/a> and Instagram<\/a> for the latest sports news, viral moments, betting odds and the occasional memes.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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