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BY ADAM GREENE<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n Ohhh man. Our first Crazy Parlay came withing three games of hitting last week. We can take solace that one of the losses that cost us, the New York Jets, cost everyone else involved a lot more. Let us share the pain together.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A new week gives us a new opportunity make things right and Week 2\u2019s selection is even more enticing than what I artisanally selected for you seven days ago. <\/p>\n\n\n\n If this is your first foray into the Crazy Parlay, let me explain what we do here. This isn\u2019t just blindly swinging a stick at a pi\u00f1ata. Oh, no. We are tossing a lasso around the whirlwind here, harnessing the universe\u2019s natural entropic state to buy that Harley Davidson motorcycle to really get that mid-life crises started early.<\/p>\n\n\n\n They say that in the NFL any team can win on any given Sunday, so let\u2019s monetize that chaos. Just for you, I have perused the schedule, picking the best possible moneyline upsets this week that could, realistically, happen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Here\u2019s what I have selected for your betting enjoyment this week;<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n Green Bay Packers +111<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Las Vegas Raiders +305<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Jacksonville Jaguars +155<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Baltimore Ravens +150<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Los Angeles Rams +280<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n New England Patriots +125<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Pittsburgh Steelers +128<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n If you\u2019ve already read my Friday Afternoon Quarterback, Sunday Night Football and two Monday Night Football previews, then you know I only picked one of these teams to win outright. I like the Packers to knock off the Atlanta Falcons at Mercedes-Benz Stadium. So, it\u2019s the rest of the games we have to talk ourselves into.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I\u2019ve slagged on Josh McDaniels and the Raiders for the last year, but Jimmy Garoppolo is his quarterback now and few teams in the league looked less prepared last week than the Buffalo Bills.<\/p>\n\n\n\n It\u2019s tough to see the Kansas City Chiefs starting 0-2, but the Jaguars are for real and are, at worst, just as talented as the Detroit Lions that beat KC last week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Who looked worse than the Bills in Week 1? How about the Cincinnati Bengals who didn\u2019t even cross 100 yards passing? Joe Burrow watched the end of their game against the Cleveland Browns from the bench. The Ravens have just as stout a defense and a better offense.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Rams have lost eight regular season games in a row to the San Francisco 49ers. That streak has to end sometime and Brock Purdy has yet to face Aaron Donald in his short career.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Pats slowed down the Philadelphia Eagles last week and nearly pulled off the upset. Could they do the same to the Miami Dolphins in Foxboro on Sunday night?<\/p>\n\n\n\n And lastly, the Steelers looked horrible in Week 1, but nothing can fix that faster than treating the Cleveland Browns like they usually do. Mike Tomlin and Pittsburgh haven\u2019t started 0-2 since 2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A $10 bet on this seven-team moneyline parlay pays $10,609.86<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Follow Adam Greene on Twitter <\/em>@TheFirstMan<\/em><\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Connect with us our socials on <\/em>Twitter<\/em><\/a> and <\/em>Instagram<\/em><\/a> for the latest sports news, viral moments, betting odds and the occasional memes.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" BY ADAM GREENE Ohhh man. Our first Crazy Parlay came withing three games of hitting last week. 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