{"id":24322,"date":"2023-09-30T12:46:20","date_gmt":"2023-09-30T16:46:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/?p=24322"},"modified":"2023-10-01T12:47:46","modified_gmt":"2023-10-01T16:47:46","slug":"crazy-nfl-parlay-week-4-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/nfl\/crazy-nfl-parlay-week-4-2\/","title":{"rendered":"CRAZY NFL PARLAY: WEEK 4"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

BY ADAM GREENE<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

We wrap up the week as we always do with our favorite activity, turning pocket change into enough cash to fill Scrooge McDuck\u2019s Moneybin. Yes, it\u2019s the Crazy NFL Parlay, where we take the money you\u2019d spend on a Bacanator combo at Wendy\u2019s and try to turn it into a Harley Davidson motorcycle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If this is your first foray into the Crazy NFL Parlay, here\u2019s how it works. I don\u2019t just toss beanbags into a random corn hole here. No, I am aiming at specific corn holes. The universe\u2019s natural state is entropy and here we\u2019re trying to monetize it. We are strapping a saddle on the whirlwind and attempting to ride it. There are no blind darts involved. They say any team can win on any given Sunday so why can\u2019t we pocket some cash in the process? It happens every single week, the upsets and shockers. So, let\u2019s shock our accountants while we\u2019re at it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

With all that said, here are the handpicked selections I\u2019ve made for you for Week 4;<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Atlanta Falcons +140<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Miami Dolphins +130<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Carolina Panthers +180<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Baltimore Ravens +111<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Houston Texans +128<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tampa Bay Buccaneers +156<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tennessee Titans +122<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

New England Patriots +230<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you\u2019ve read my Friday Afternoon Quarterback<\/a>, Sunday Night Football and Monday Night Football previews, then you already know a few of these \u201cupsets\u201d have already caught my eye.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I like the Dolphins to keep their streak going against the Buffalo Bills. I think the Ravens will absolutely embarrass the Cleveland Browns. I do not like the New Orleans Saints\u2019 chances at all without Derek Carr with Baker Mayfield and the Bucs coming to town.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s the rest of the games we have to talk ourselves into, so let\u2019s get at it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Falcons play the Jacksonville Jaguars, who looked downright atrocious last week against the Texans, in London. Would you be shocked to see Buzz Lightyear, I mean Bijan Robinson, run all over them at Wembley?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

How broken are the Minnesota Vikings? Broken enough to lose to a Carolina Panthers team playing at home with Bryce Young potentially having a break out game against one of the league\u2019s worst defenses?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Texans can score points. The Pittsburgh Steelers might have the worst offensive playcaller not named Mike McCarthy in the league. This game might set a new record in combined sacks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Considering the Titans pass rush and the Cincinnati Bengals\u2019 issues with Joe Burrow\u2019s calf, I can easily see Justin Simmons wreaking havoc there in a low scoring game in Nashville.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And, finally, It\u2019s Bill Belichick vs Mike McCarthy. If I have to explain why the Pats might knock off the Dallas Cowboys after writing that sentence, welcome to NFL football, my friend ,considering this will probably be the first game you\u2019ve ever watched.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A winning $10 parlay bet on these eight moneylines pays $13,935.09<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Follow Adam Greene on Twitter <\/em><\/a>@TheFirstMan<\/em><\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Connect with us our socials on <\/em>Twitter<\/em><\/a> and <\/em>Instagram<\/em><\/a> for the latest sports news, viral moments, betting odds and the occasional memes.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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