{"id":8711,"date":"2020-01-24T01:59:37","date_gmt":"2020-01-24T01:59:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/?p=8711"},"modified":"2020-01-24T03:43:37","modified_gmt":"2020-01-24T03:43:37","slug":"no-tom-brady-drew-brees-or-philip-rivers-isnt-going-to-quarterback-your-sorry-team","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/nfl\/no-tom-brady-drew-brees-or-philip-rivers-isnt-going-to-quarterback-your-sorry-team\/","title":{"rendered":"No, Tom Brady, Drew Brees or Philip Rivers Aren\u2019t Going to Quarterback Your Sorry Team"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

BY ADAM GREENE<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n

I know what you\u2019re doing. You\u2019ve hit Sporttrac\u2019s Free Agent<\/a> site every day, looking at that quarterback list and there\u2019s Tom Brady, Drew Brees and Philip Rivers and you just start dreaming. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

You see, in your mind\u2019s eye, Drew Brees easing under center for the Cincinnati Bengals. Your imagination soars as Tom Brady steps his foot down in shotgun, asking for the snap from Jacksonville Jaguars center Brandon Linder. You can picture easily Philip Rivers rolling out with the Indianapolis Colts horseshoe on the side of his helmet, firing a dart to T.Y. Hilton. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Listen, my friend. It ain\u2019t gonna happen. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let\u2019s start with Brady and Rivers because their fates, in any realistic scenario, are linked. Brady will be 43 when the next NFL season begins and still wants to play. He\u2019s a free agent for the first time in his career and that means that he can play anywhere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Only, here\u2019s the thing. He won\u2019t play anywhere. You\u2019re not going to see him trot out wearing No. 12 for the Chicago Bears or the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. He will not be coming out of the tunnel amidst the fake smoke wearing a Miami Dolphins uniform. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Only two teams have a shot at fielding Tom Brady next season and one of them is the Patriots. New England owner Robert Kraft has publicly stated the team plans on keeping<\/a> Brady. As much as they liked rookie Jarrett Stidham in the preseason, nobody\u2019s ready to hand him the keys just yet. There\u2019s not a solid succession plan with the Patriots and if Brady wants to keep playing, New England is his most likely landing spot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

But, as Yoda ominously said to Obi-Wan\u2019s force ghost in The Empire Strikes Back<\/em>, there is another<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The only team that can throw a wrench into Kraft\u2019s works in keeping Brady is the Los Angeles Chargers. Brady is done with Boston. He\u2019s done with winter and with snow unless he\u2019s hitting the slopes with his supermodel wife. He wants to live in L.A. and the Chargers, as you can see by the free agency of Philip Rivers, are suddenly vacant a quarterback. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

If Brady doesn\u2019t play in New England, it\u2019ll be in Los Angeles with the Chargers. If your team is not one of those two teams, then you\u2019re out of the Brady \u201csweepstakes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But what about Rivers, you say? If he\u2019s no longer a Charger, surely he can run Matt Nagy\u2019s offense in Chicago while Mitchell Trubisky runs up a high score playing Fruit Ninja on his Surface tablet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Again, not gonna happen. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

If Rivers isn\u2019t under center in 2020 for the Chargers, he won\u2019t be under center for anybody. He didn\u2019t even want to play in L.A. He wanted the team to stay in San Diego so he wouldn\u2019t be hours away from his obscenely horny wife and their 18 children or whatever. If he\u2019s not playing for the Los Angeles AFC franchise, he\u2019ll retire. The only new team you\u2019ll see Rivers join is Rich Eisen\u2019s on the NFL Network. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

What about Brees? He wanted to be a free agent so bad he had a clause in his last contract that the New Orleans Saints couldn\u2019t franchise him. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nope. Forget it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Brees is like Rivers. He\u2019ll play for the Saints or he\u2019ll play for nobody. I\u2019m betting he had that clause in his contract (and will again) to keep New Orleans from sticking him with some Mike McCarthy if they ever decide to stupidly part ways with Sean Payton, which almost happened a few years ago<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

If Brees isn\u2019t wearing No. 9 for the Saints, he\u2019ll be wearing a sport coat next to Joe Tessitore or Jim Nantz. He will not be firing passes to Mike Evans will dodging stippers\u2019 g-strings in Tampa. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oh, and one more thing now that I\u2019ve got your wheels turning as you disappointedly look down that free agent list, don\u2019t even think about Ryan Tannehill. Tennessee is going to franchise him if they can\u2019t get a contract done before free agency hits. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

So move on. And maybe start talking yourself into Jameis Winston or Marcus Mariota.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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