{"id":8732,"date":"2020-01-27T00:33:08","date_gmt":"2020-01-27T00:33:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/?p=8732"},"modified":"2020-01-27T00:33:10","modified_gmt":"2020-01-27T00:33:10","slug":"antonio-brown-just-wont-go-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.betonline.ag\/news-room\/nfl\/antonio-brown-just-wont-go-away\/","title":{"rendered":"Antonio Brown Just Won’t Go Away"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

BY ADAM GREENE<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n

If\nyou, like me, had hoped you\u2019d heard the last of former NFL wide\nreceiver and noted insane person Antonio Brown, then you were sadly\nmistaken. No, we\u2019re not talking about a ridiculous\nrap song<\/a> or even him verbally attacking his child\u2019s\nmother and the police<\/a>. \n<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nope,\nthis time, he was arrested for burglary, battery and plenty\nmore charges<\/a> that I am too exhausted to write out\nhere. Brown turned himself in. \n<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This,\nof course, has nothing at all to do with the legal issues regarding\nhis alleged\nsexual assault<\/a> of a former trainer. This is all new\nstuff. \n<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\ncan\u2019t tell you how tired I am of writing about Antonio Brown, yet\nhe just keeps sticking his crazy head out of his crazy hole and doing\ncrazy stuff. He won\u2019t stop. \n<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As\npart of his release, Brown has been ordered to undertake a mental\nhealth evaluation<\/a>, which begs the question, how will\nthis be the first time Antonio Brown has been ordered to take a\nmental health evaluation? Because that in itself is completely\ninsane. The dude is obviously nuts. \n<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No\njudge, in any of this other court proceedings, thought that maybe he\nmight benefit from talking to a licensed professional about all the\nwonky, goofball goings on inside of his fevered noggin? That can\u2019t\nbe right. \n<\/p>\n\n\n\n

One\nof Brown\u2019s lawyers took issue with labeling his obviously wackjob\nclient a nutcase. \n<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I\ndon’t think there’s any mental health issues with him. Antonio\nBrown’s life right now is a reality show,” Eric Schwartzreich\nsaid. “He is misinterpreted and misunderstood. He’s not guilty\nof these charges. He did not commit a felony battery. In this case,\nwhen all the facts come out, you will see he will be vindicated and\nhe will be found not guilty.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cMisinterpreted\nand misunderstood,\u201d he says. \n<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yeah.\nPeople just aren\u2019t getting him. Like the prosecutors, who didn\u2019t\nwant Brown to be given a bond because he was a possible flight risk\nsince the bats in his belfry have started to eat their own poop. \n<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Brown,\nto show how stable he is, upon his release promptly ran\naway wearing<\/a> what I can only believe is a reject suit\nfrom the Lucky Charms collection. \n<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So\nwhat led to this latest fiasco that once again put Antonio Brown into\nyour news feed and has me typing his stupid name out with my cursed\nfingers yet again?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apparently\nthere was a dispute over\na moving truck and a delivery<\/a>. At one point Brown\nallegedly (I\u2019m legally forced to write) took the guys keys and\nbroke into the truck without paying for the delivery. He also\nreportedly destroyed some other stuff in the truck that didn\u2019t\nbelong to him. \n<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The\ndriver called 911 and Brown\u2019s lackey, a guy named Glenn Holt, was\narrested on the spot. AB wasn\u2019t\narrested<\/a> because he ran into his house and said\n\u201csafe!\u201d or \u201cnot it!\u201d or \u201chome base!\u201d and I guess I really\ndon\u2019t know how policing works in the rich parts of Hollywood, Fla. \n<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019d\nlove to think this is the last I\u2019ll see and certainly the last I\u2019ll\nwrite about Antonio Brown, but I know that\u2019s not true. \n<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I mean, just think of all the XFL records he\u2019s about to set.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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