CRAZY NFL PARLAY: WEEK 15

BY ADAM GREENE

After some tantalizingly close calls in Week 13 and Week 10, the wheels shot off in Week 14 and I was nowhere in the ballpark on our Crazy Parlay. I went 3 of 9, which has to be an all time worst for me. I don’t know because I haven’t checked. It’s not good for my seasonal depression.

But missing the mark so thoroughly doesn’t negatively affect my resolve. If anything, it strengthens it, because I know that which I am capable. I’m still the guy that was a moneyline on Monday Night Football away in Week 3 from turning $10 into $11,000.  He is me. I can still harness that power.

As such I approach Week 15 with new vigor. Of course, all the Covid moves can complicate things for most people, but I am prepared for these eventualities. As someone who is both fully vaxxed and boosted, I know all too well of life in the apocalyptic wasteland. I live in Tennessee — the nation’s garbage scow of COVID-19 stupidity. The only reason we aren’t ranked dead last in science belief and Covid cases is that Florida exists and Mississippi is jealous.

If this is your first Crazy NFL Parlay, here’s how it works. I’m not just randomly swinging a wooden pole trying to smack a piñata. No, I am harnessing chaos itself, turning the NFL mantra of “Any Given Sunday” into a religion. I am attempting to strap a saddle on entropy and ride it to riches of fabulous cash and prizes.

As such, here’s what I’ve collected for you this week:

Patriots at Colts under 45.5 (-110)

Panthers at Bills over 44.5 (-110)

Jets at Dolphins over 41 (-110)

Giants +10.5 (-105)

Bengals (+145)

Packers at Ravens over 43 (-110)

Saints (+415)

Saints at Buccaneers over 45.5 (-110)

Bears (+210)

If you’ve already perused my Friday Afternoon Quarterback picks article and my Sunday Night Football Preview (and you should really do that), then you know these over-unders go right along with my predictions.

You also know that the I think the Chicago Bears will win outright over the Minnesota Vikings on Monday Night Football because that is absolutely the most Minnesota Vikings thing that could happen.

So it’s the other two moneylines and spreads we have to talk ourselves into. Let’s get at it.

While the Cincinnati Bengals can’t be trusted to show up and perform at their abilities week to week, they certainly have a better roster than the Denver Broncos. If this is a week they decide to play like it, the game shouldn’t be close.

It’s the same thing with the New York Giants covering against the Dallas Cowboys. The Cowboys should win, but -10.5? With Mike McCarthy in charge?

And. Lastly, while Tayson Hill probably doesn’t instill you with confidence in a QB duel against Tom Brady, the Saints have won the last six regular season meetings between them and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

A $10 parlay bet on these moneylines, spreads and over-unders pays $19,354.58

Follow Adam Greene on Twitter @TheFirstMan.

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