Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau
Summary
Betting markets are speculating on Katy Perry and her new partner’s 2026 prospects. Engagement and marriage odds are considered poor value, given their recent relationship histories. The most discussed wager is on Perry becoming pregnant, viewed as more likely due to her age and existing child, making those odds appealing to some.
Other proposed bets include the couple splitting up or a parlay combining pregnancy and a breakup. There is also speculation about Perry performing at major Canadian sporting events, though this is seen as less probable. The overall tone is one of irreverent gambling commentary on their future.
So it’s official, they’ve come out as a couple (we thought he might come all the way out as gay), so, inevitably, we have markets galore on how their 2026 together will pan out.
First up is the obvious ‘get engaged’, which comes out at 200 (2/1), but given they are both relatively recently out of long-term relationships, this doesn’t seem like good value to me.
I have a similar view on ‘To get married 800 (8/1)’…too soon, even though it only has to happen in 2026, and Perry loves a marriage/engagement taking in Russell Brand (married) and Orlando Bloom (engaged) this Millennium. But I still think this we should file under the ‘too soon’ banner.
Now, for Perry to become pregnant is an interesting one (450/9/2) because, although you might be thinking, if it’s too soon to get married, then pregnancy is, surely, even further down the road. But, not necessarily, because Perry already has one child, sired by Bloom, and is also 41, so getting on if she wants to add a stepchild to Daisy Dove Bloom (DDB). DDB is also now 5 years old, so if Katy wanted them to have a not insurmountable gap between them, she needs to start riding the pink oboe without any packaging, NOW!
Trudeau’s three kids have quite an age spread to them, with Xavier (18), Ella-Grace (16), and Hadrien, who comes in at just 10 years old. So DDB at five could bridge that gap and whack in another at the bottom. I take that 450 all day long…does that make me a proper degenerate? Yeah baby.
So what other best do you have? Well, let me tell you. Obviously, ‘to split up’ is also very possible – she does get through ‘em after all: “Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag / Drifting through the men, wanting to start again?” But, remember, Katy, no plastic & no rubber.
So 175 to get pregnant is a short bit, might be worth a shout…or what about a parlay!? To get pregnant and split up? $5 on that parlay would land you $75.65, just imagine how good that beer would taste if she gets knocked up and her and Trudeau part ways?
Is there more? Of course, there’s more; we like to flog a dead horse to death.
Will Katy sing ‘O Canada’ at The Grey Cup (the ‘culmination’ of the CFL), which sees some of the best teams in the, nah…which see teams like the Saskatchewan Roughriders turn up. And a good Roughride is what Katy needs to get pregnant, so maybe she can get into the locker room and get those vocal cords lubricated.
Now, The Stanley Cup is a bit more like it, and they, of course, do both The Star Spangled Banner AND O Canada – will she be invited to perform either or? That’s a 5/1 shot, but I think we can agree it’s unlikely cos she’ll be a good six months pregnant by then.
Good luck, my fellow de-gens.
